Color-by-number Champion Mugs

Cave painting by numbers

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Happy Turkey Day!

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

'Eleven?.. you mean there's more numbers beyond the number of fingers we have?'

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

Painter's Duel.

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

"Hi...I was just phoning to see if you got my e-mail?"

"Sheesh, I did NOT say we have to redo everything! Just look at some swatches with me."

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Divine Intervention

Videogame Employment Agency.

"I don't know about you guys, but I sure miss the dog park."

"He wasn't quite dark enough to name 'midnight' so I named him ten o'clock."

Abstract Paintings.

'But I've hardly got any brushes!'

'I think it's called RED!'

Paul Gaugin

"So you're into pointillism."

First Day of School

"They're all in fashion this time of year - just pick one!"

'Smile, though your art is breaking.'

'You get a canvas which is divided into numbers and you just fill in the right colours.'

Artist having painted a featureless landscape.

Paint by Numbers.

"This is my first real painting! I painted it with my soul!"

I've got to run down to the art store again. Another gilt trip?

Bucky's new threat level warning system!

"C'mon, Lady! We've run out of earth tones!!"