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'Resistance is futile - you will be assimilated.'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

Colonial Larrysburg.

Save Mars

The Monroe Doctrine

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

"My paper is on Paul Revere's famous ride form the standpoint of media impact across select stages of the colonial decision-making process."

"Ol' Boy... where the devil is Behan?"

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

William Bentinck

"He's a middle-aged white man. What other reason do you need?"

'I came to the new world to find something...now what was it?'

Cementing the British Presence in Egypt

Ye Olde Inn, Fine Food & Spirits.

"With any luck, this mob will high-tail it back home when we tell 'em about the 14 day quarantine."

Afghanistan-British Disputes with Russia

"I can't take another memoir."

'The Ben Franklin? What an honor! I see your 'Poor Richard's Almanack' in bathrooms all over the place!'

'Okay, I'll be nice, but they'd better not stay long.'

"We're for calling it 'Hampton,' but they want to call it 'the Hamptons.' "

"You were the one who wanted to colonize another planet."

'Oh, no, Columbus - lawyers!'

'Just how long do you illegal aliens plan on staying in our country?'

'Oh,no, not again!'

British Occupation of Peking-Opium Wars

Bismarck's Criticism of Wilhelmine Imperial Policy

Death of General Gordon

Plymouth Rock Long Term Parking, $1 per Day.

Flights Out of Afghanistan

British Soldier in India

'Banjo' Paterson & Rudyard Kipling.

'It's almost unfair. . . their swords aren't even pointy.'

"I think they're saying something about wanting to maintain the integrity of their border."

"We're looking for something in a colonial."

Elizabeth I says: 'You've named one of the American colonies after me? I can't wait to visit Betty!'