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British Occupation of Peking-Opium Wars

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Made in China

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"I find you can't have too many man caves."

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Colonial Larrysburg.

The Monroe Doctrine

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

'The gods are perplexing.'

"My paper is on Paul Revere's famous ride form the standpoint of media impact across select stages of the colonial decision-making process."

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

A divided world.

"Ol' Boy... where the devil is Behan?"

William Bentinck

Kosovo.

He wouldn't be calling the kettle that again.

'Yes. I'm from India. . . How did you guess?'

"I hate Neanderthals!"

"We no longer use ethnic labels, such as Italian Renaissance painting or Chinese drawing or Greek sculpture."

"He's a middle-aged white man. What other reason do you need?"

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

Tribal masks.

Cementing the British Presence in Egypt

'How about this one?'

Ye Olde Inn, Fine Food & Spirits.

Latinos in the USA

'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...'

Woe Befall the Linguistic Interloper

Museum of 70's counter-culture

Messalina Returning from the Bath - Probably Intended to Illustrate 6th Satire of Juvenal

'The Ben Franklin? What an honor! I see your 'Poor Richard's Almanack' in bathrooms all over the place!'

"I can't take another memoir."

Man asking for just a small tattoo from a tattooed tribe.