Colonial T-Shirts

"The period furniture is authentic. A prime example of colonial cherry."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

Colonial Larrysburg.

Save Mars

The Monroe Doctrine

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

"My paper is on Paul Revere's famous ride form the standpoint of media impact across select stages of the colonial decision-making process."

"He's a middle-aged white man. What other reason do you need?"

"Ol' Boy... where the devil is Behan?"

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

William Bentinck

Cementing the British Presence in Egypt

'I came to the new world to find something...now what was it?'

Ye Olde Inn, Fine Food & Spirits.

'The Ben Franklin? What an honor! I see your 'Poor Richard's Almanack' in bathrooms all over the place!'

"With any luck, this mob will high-tail it back home when we tell 'em about the 14 day quarantine."

'Okay, I'll be nice, but they'd better not stay long.'

'We're not time travelers. We're fashion-forward.'

"We're for calling it 'Hampton,' but they want to call it 'the Hamptons.' "

"You were the one who wanted to colonize another planet."

'Oh, no, Columbus - lawyers!'

'George, I'd like you to meet Mademoiselle Fifi LaTour from Paris -- she inspired me to invent bifocals!'

'Just how long do you illegal aliens plan on staying in our country?'

'Oh,no, not again!'

British Occupation of Peking-Opium Wars

The Mayflower "Contents May Settle."

Death of General Gordon

Plymouth Rock Long Term Parking, $1 per Day.

'Banjo' Paterson & Rudyard Kipling.

British Soldier in India

'It's almost unfair. . . their swords aren't even pointy.'

"I think they're saying something about wanting to maintain the integrity of their border."

"We're looking for something in a colonial."

Elizabeth I says: 'You've named one of the American colonies after me? I can't wait to visit Betty!'