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"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'So, in college what did you major in' - 'Business poetry.'

"One thing I'll say for us, Meyer--we never stooped to popularizing science."

Humanities Quad.

'Did you really? I flunked out of Bob Jones, too!'

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

Big Bang Theory.

'Hmph. College kids.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Continuing education.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

"One year closer to college!"

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"My homework ate my dog."

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

Good Luck in your Exams.