College Tutor Prints

'Brian's a professor of stating the bleeding obvious.'

I will study my speling words...

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

Smith Academy. A Tradition of Excellense.

Four Types of Test-Takers...

Evil Exams!

"How was work?"

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.

'Maths is fun!'

'Home Schooling'

School. Learning is a lifelong process. It's only the graduation ceremonies that end.

'I'm not doing well in Chemistry - I'm out of my element.'

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

Technologies and distance classes

Saving for College.

"Daddy works in a magical, faraway land called Academia."

Teacher: 'As an adult you'll probably only use a quarter of what you're taught at school - which brings us to fractions.'