College Tutor Pillows

'Brian's a professor of stating the bleeding obvious.'

I will study my speling words...

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

Smith Academy. A Tradition of Excellense.

Four Types of Test-Takers...

"How was work?"

Evil Exams!

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

'Maths is fun!'

'Home Schooling'

"I'm Albert, your new mathematics teacher, but you can call me Al."

'I'm not doing well in Chemistry - I'm out of my element.'

Saving for College.

Technologies and distance classes

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

"Daddy works in a magical, faraway land called Academia."

Teacher: 'As an adult you'll probably only use a quarter of what you're taught at school - which brings us to fractions.'

'This would be a lot easier, Ms. Sims, if there were a little more margin for error.'