College Tradition Explorer Mugs

Go team!

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

Student Debt

'He's going to college, but he doesn't have an exit strategy.'

"He walked in, said he was a visiting scholar, and made himself at home."

A man sitting in the grass reading

A statue dedicated to "The Unknown Academic Infighter" stands outside a college campus.

The Spring Break Venus

"My dad was really good at showing me how to throw poo. He was just never any good at explaining exactly why I should be throwing it."

"Your room is exactly how you left it before you went to college, except of course, for our boarder, Mr. Grunze."

Universidad

Campus Map: Philosophy Department

"I've spent more sending my son on college campus tours than I did getting my degree."

Santa's elevator

"I'm leaning towards NYU."

'Oh he's my loans officer.'

After years of study & hard effort, you're ready to begin your life's work. . . paying off your student loan."

"This is a weird frat."

"I can't believe I'm in college. I never even found Waldo yet."

'You are supposed to be here.'