College Recruitment Mugs

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

"You're just the man we're looking for. Come around to this side of the desk, and I'll gather up my things and get the heck out of here."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'Another football scholarship offer?'

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

PERSONNEL, 'Why did you leave your previous employment?', 'They asked too many questions!'

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

"I've told you why I need a dog. Now suppose you tell me what makes you think you might be that dog."

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

"I see by your resume that you're having trouble finding work because you pad your resume."

"Who's next?"

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

"I'll put your application on file, Mr. Brandt, but I'm quite happy with my current paperweight."

"Suppose you tell me why you want to be a faceless drone at Globatron Inc.?"

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

"But what you call a track record I call ancient history."