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'I think my parents are feeling the pinch of college tuition. They're talking about return on investment.'

Institution of $20,000 plus Tuition Per year Learning

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

"If we take a late retirement and an early death, we'll just squeak by."

"I must say, that was a very detailed answer to my 'where do you see yourself in five years' question."

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

"I'm looking forward to the next thirty five years of her living with us."

"Where do you see yourself in five light-years?"

"Stop applying! You've been accepted to three universities!"

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

"Where do you see yourself in 100 years?"

"We can determine your child's gender, IQ and student debt load."

"When I go to college, I'm focusing on a STEM area of study!"

"Be honest. Where do you see me in five years?"

'When you talk about playing, 'at the next level', you mean lawyering, right, not the NBA?'

'Medieval Studies is going nowhere without a 5-year strategic plan.'

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

'Fortunately our generation won't have to pay the huge debt. Our grandchildren will.'

"Your grandfather decided to put his entire fortune into a trust fund until Judgement Day."

'And finally, if you're going to commit a felony, do it before ol' dad incurs the high cost of tuition.'

"Maybe we apply as a group....crowdsourcing employment."

"Someday, I'm gonna be president of the United States."

"I want to be a Jockey."