College Memories Prints

"I went to my college class reunion. Everyone else is unemployed."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Go team!

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Bro of Frankenstein

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

Monkey Business College

"I love college."

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

'We have reason to believe you have been binge drinking and urinating in the area'

Naughty schoolboys fight behind teacher's back in old fashioned school.

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

'Gee, maybe there was something wrong with this college.'

Balding eagle looking back through his yearbook.

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

Boys at Leisure

Yale,Yale,Yale,Yale,Kale

Crappy hour.

'I hate to quit school, Mrs. Wiggins, but I got a better offer.'

"This is a weird frat."

"How's your spring break going, Jerry?"

'I'm always pleased to meet my daughters college friends Alan. I hear you're studying alternative medicine? Reiki or acupuncture?'

"You don't bring me apples anymore."

'Interesting specialist subjects.'

'Whoa! We sure blew that prediction!'

"I'm starting to think being class clown was a bad career move."