College Hunting Prints

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

Continuing education.

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

"One year closer to college!"

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

Trust

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

'You have failed on all counts...'

'It's my application to Harvard...'

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

'I wanted to ask you about life-experience credit.'

Treadway college - A little knowledge, a lot of tuition.

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'

"If we learned anything in law school, we learned that you can never have enough wiggle room."

Scenes we'd most like to see...

'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

'Of course creative writing is important. You want to write home for money when you go away to college,don't you?'

'Good news Mom. I was accepted to the college of your choice.'