College Finance Ponderer Mugs

Start their day with a smile using our finance-themed mugs, perfect for the college finance ponderer who loves to start mornings with humor and insight into money matters.

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"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial." mockup

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

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Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!' mockup

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

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"What's Tim doing on the window ledge?" mockup

"What's Tim doing on the window ledge?"

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'Son, someday you're going to be short all of this.'

'Son, someday you're going to be short all of this.' mockup

'Son, someday you're going to be short all of this.'

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"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?" mockup

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

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"Son, it's about time I told you the facts of life, the richest 1% own half the world's wealth."

"Son, it's about time I told you the facts of life, the richest 1% own half the world's wealth." mockup

"Son, it's about time I told you the facts of life, the richest 1% own half the world's wealth."

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'9K a year!? It's an outrage! At my level of attendance that's 3K per lecture!'

'9K a year!? It's an outrage! At my level of attendance that's 3K per lecture!' mockup

'9K a year!? It's an outrage! At my level of attendance that's 3K per lecture!'

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'It's always so sad when they repossess.'

'It's always so sad when they repossess.' mockup

'It's always so sad when they repossess.'

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Banking

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"That's the parents' section."

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'And remember - happiness can't buy you money.'

'And remember - happiness can't buy you money.' mockup

'And remember - happiness can't buy you money.'

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'Hey! -- When did you put Lady Godiva off-budget?'

'Hey! -- When did you put Lady Godiva off-budget?' mockup

'Hey! -- When did you put Lady Godiva off-budget?'

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"Can you spare some Cafe Latte for a has been?"

"Can you spare some Cafe Latte for a has been?" mockup

"Can you spare some Cafe Latte for a has been?"

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The kids are going back for another semester.

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The kids are going back for another semester.

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'I miss the disposable income days.' mockup

'I miss the disposable income days.'

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'My net worth? Do you mean after taxes? Or after I pay for your education?'

'My net worth? Do you mean after taxes? Or after I pay for your education?' mockup

'My net worth? Do you mean after taxes? Or after I pay for your education?'

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Why College Costs So Much 101.

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"Financially, you're in the top third but you're in the bottom third of that third. You are, however, in the top third of that bottom third?"

"Financially, you're in the top third but you're in the bottom third of that third. You are, however, in the top third of that bottom third?" mockup

"Financially, you're in the top third but you're in the bottom third of that third. You are, however, in the top third of that bottom third?"

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'Into each life, a certain amount of analytical incongruity must fall.'

'Into each life, a certain amount of analytical incongruity must fall.' mockup

'Into each life, a certain amount of analytical incongruity must fall.'

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"You don't qualify for a personal loan. I'd offer you some personal advice but you don't qualify for that either."

"You don't qualify for a personal loan. I'd offer you some personal advice but you don't qualify for that either." mockup

"You don't qualify for a personal loan. I'd offer you some personal advice but you don't qualify for that either."

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'OK, blueberries and omega-3 are good for me, but right now I'm having doubts about capitalism.'

'OK, blueberries and omega-3 are good for me, but right now I'm having doubts about capitalism.' mockup

'OK, blueberries and omega-3 are good for me, but right now I'm having doubts about capitalism.'

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I wish you'd come to me sooner. I don't know if you're going to have enough time to save for all five million of your children's college funds.

I wish you'd come to me sooner. I don't know if you're going to have enough time to save for all five million of your children's college funds. mockup

I wish you'd come to me sooner. I don't know if you're going to have enough time to save for all five million of your children's college funds.

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'How much do you think we'd be worth if we lost all our money?'

'How much do you think we'd be worth if we lost all our money?' mockup

'How much do you think we'd be worth if we lost all our money?'

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'Your ad here.'

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Student Loan Interest Rates.

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'I'm planning to outsource my class load next year. I'm thinking India for paper correction.'

'I'm planning to outsource my class load next year. I'm thinking India for paper correction.' mockup

'I'm planning to outsource my class load next year. I'm thinking India for paper correction.'

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'My wife has increased the retirement age to 75...'

'My wife has increased the retirement age to 75...' mockup

'My wife has increased the retirement age to 75...'

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"Money won't make you happy."

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'I came to university to get an education and all I've acquired is debt.'

'I came to university to get an education and all I've acquired is debt.' mockup

'I came to university to get an education and all I've acquired is debt.'

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"Having looked at your forecast the best advice I can give you is to die a little earlier!"

"Having looked at your forecast the best advice I can give you is to die a little earlier!" mockup

"Having looked at your forecast the best advice I can give you is to die a little earlier!"

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'Of course I believe you should keep investing in the market, Mrs. Grant. I've still got 2 kids to put through college.'

'Of course I believe you should keep investing in the market, Mrs. Grant. I've still got 2 kids to put through college.' mockup

'Of course I believe you should keep investing in the market, Mrs. Grant. I've still got 2 kids to put through college.'

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College Finance Ponderer Mugs Collection

College Finance Ponderer Pillows

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College Finance Ponderer Prints

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College Finance Ponderer T-Shirts

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