College Examination Mugs

Investing 101 Acronym Test.

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

Burning the midnight oil.

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

Continuing education.

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

"One year closer to college!"

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

Nervous Oral Testing

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

Good luck with all the revision...

GCSEs

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Examinations.

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

"We thought this was more realistic."

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."