College Enthusiast Prints

Binge Drinking On Campus.

'Son, this college is known as nothing but a big party school. Good choice!'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

Santa does a keg stand.

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

Ten Years to get the Ph.D

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

"Finally...school starts next week."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'

End of Affirmative Action

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

The farm-raised catfish goes to college

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

It's unlikely the "Deadly Sins" team from Hades University will go far in the basketball tourney. Wrath is suspended for arguing with the refs and sloth always skips practice. Pride puts too much pressure on himself and greed won't risk an injury that would blow his chances for a pro contract. Lust is distracted by the cheerleaders and Envy wants the shots all the other players are getting. Gluttony is the only player thriving in the tournament spotlight. Yeah, he just eats up all the atten

Classroom.

'There'll be a slight delay. The chef is cramming for his nutrition finals.'

'It was your typical student flat: dirty dishes, broken furniture, grubby carpet and cracks in the walls'

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

"I hope that this is just a riot of passage."

'That should be good for quite a few doctoral dissertations in the future.'