College Clutter Busters Prints

Using a Snow Blower in Dorm Room.

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'Don't worry. No one else knows what they are doing either.'

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

Bob’s Museum

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

Bro of Frankenstein

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

Starving Philosophy student grappling with the question of the toast in the machine.

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'I'll pause for your moans and groans.'

'Hows it coming?'

The morning after the night before.

Horn of Plenty.

'I'm giving you extra marks for the six pack.' - Dr. Jeckyl , the College Years.

'I'm writing my dissertation on Latte Sizes.'

'Gee, maybe there was something wrong with this college.'

"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely."

Stuff you need once then leave at the back of the cupboard to fester

'I believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the tooth fairy and double-ribbed condoms.'

"He thinks he's located a World War I torpedo boat. What's exciting at your house?"

"Come on, Baldo...get up. It's twenty to eleven."

"Check it out, bro - this pneumatic tub pipes us from the frat to Wallstreet."

"Honey, while you're out, could you pick up some bric-a-brac?"

"I like putting any all the holiday decorations....it makes the room seem twice as large."