College-bound Child Mugs

I'm forgetting which college is which. Their brochures are all alike. University of. It's always fall or spring. Apply! There's always a multi-cultural group of kids hanging out. There's always a girl in goggles working in a science lab with an ethnic-looking prof. It's reassuring. They all celebrate their diversity in the exact same way! And charge the exact same for it!

"One year closer to college!"

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'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

"What did you study in school today, Gracie?"

'Good news Mom. I was accepted to the college of your choice.'

"So what happened between you and Estella?"

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I'm interning at town hall for my college transcript. Cool. I'm taking AP classes to boost my GPA. How about you, Twig? I'm working at my dad's nursery. What do you get out of that? Money. Novel idea!

I got into the college everyone wants to go to! Well played. It's the perfect fit for me! Way to go! Eco-Club. Which one is it? Dunno. Why do you care? So I don't apply there!

'Oh, yeah? Well, my kid has accrued more college loan debt than your kid!'

The bane of every college applicant: the admissions essay.

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

"I suppose it's 'Empty Nest Syndrome', doctor. . . ever since Amber left for college I've felt so empty!"

'They're 'individual' cheese slices, Herb, We knew one day they would go out on their own,'

"Kids in college? Well, won't it be nice to have them home?"

'He's trying to put three kids through college.'

'He's really putting that media studies degree to good use.'

With their only child off to college, the Gilmonts each suffered empty-nest syndrome in their own way.

"My dad doesn't nag me enough about going to college."

Test preps, PSATs, SATs, AP courses, community service, 3 sports, 2 clubs and chorus

"Higher learning gets higher each year."

"Oh George. My heart."

"Don't worry, Mom and Dad. I promise to only make mistakes you never made."

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'My son is away at college, majoring in communications. He never calls and he never writes.'

"I'm glad this is the last of it. Mom and Dad kept smiling, but I know it's breaking their hearts that I'm going to be living at college!"

"Our son is off at college, so as a reminder of him, I keep a dirty sock-scented candle burning in his room."

"Either we've been robbed or the kids left without saying goodbye."

"That's Ruffles, our I.Q.-sniffing dog."

'Of course, that's just an estimate for your children's college costs.'

'Dad, who was Plato? . . . You don't want me to go to college do you?'

"I think we'd better enjoy these table scraps while we can. . . I heard the older child say she wanted to go to college!"

"Well, I think it's good that he wants to go to university."