College-bound Champion Mugs

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"One year closer to college!"

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Examinations.

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

'Good news Mom. I was accepted to the college of your choice.'

'And here's my collection of stock in DiscoCorp... or as I call it, your college fund.'

'That's all there is in my college fund? That won't even buy the beer!'

Contest to enter the University

"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."

'I'm working on a ten year degree. Four years in school, and six years to pay off my student loans.'

"My dad doesn't nag me enough about going to college."

'Well, Gosh...! How did you know I was an incoming freshman...?'

'If you aren't careful, son, you'll be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

"Papi, will I be the first in our family to go to college?"

"Do you think about life after high school? Like...what are you taking when you go to college?"

'I'm sorry but we don't have athletic scholarships for video games.'

College of Arts and Sciences (and a few things to fall back on).

"I'm leaning towards NYU."

"It's all set. We both have enough credits to go to college."

"Sorry, no more room. What a shame, I’m the teacher."

"I'm glad this is the last of it. Mom and Dad kept smiling, but I know it's breaking their hearts that I'm going to be living at college!"