College Activist T-Shirts

'I wouldn't say the cost of his education is all wasted, dear. He's learning to mix with other people.'

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

"Could you please downgrade this to a C? High expectations bring out the worst in my parents."

"There are no dumb questions, Billy, but there are plenty of dumb answers!"

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

Secretary to boss: 'You fooled some of the people all of the time, Senator, but they were all too young to vote.'

"How do we make sure the students' voices are heard, but get them to be quiet at the same time?"

"Sorry, but no. I can't lend you a student to help clean up your yard."

Children hold hands around a map of the world with picnic food.

University Challenge

Can't Affordiversity

'We lost your case, but the PR was a success. Three publishers are bidding on your story, and 30 PTAs are petitioning to have the book banned.'

"I hope that this is just a riot of passage."

'See, this is proof that your criticism of our educational system is right on!'

We have too many students! I know. Send them home!

"Five kids have signed my petition. We'd like to have vegetarian options on the cafeteria menu. To help, I've put together a few recipes of my own."

"I'm afraid we don't offer student loans to elementary school pupils."

Taking out the garbage can, cleaning up my room... Why doesn't someone start a civil war to free us kids?!

Pre-graduate and post-graduate student.

'I'm guessing it'll have to be by text.'

Banned Books

Class of 2015

"I'm not going into college today, I don't feel enough sense of outrage."

'May I be excused? The pressure is getting to me.'

'Were the lemons grown locally?'

Courting The Youth Vote

'Sexism in the workplace meeting (Blue-eyed blondes especially welcome)'