College Activist Pillows

'I wouldn't say the cost of his education is all wasted, dear. He's learning to mix with other people.'

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

"Could you please downgrade this to a C? High expectations bring out the worst in my parents."

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

"There are no dumb questions, Billy, but there are plenty of dumb answers!"

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

"Mom, Dad, college changed me."

Secretary to boss: 'You fooled some of the people all of the time, Senator, but they were all too young to vote.'

"How do we make sure the students' voices are heard, but get them to be quiet at the same time?"

"Sorry, but no. I can't lend you a student to help clean up your yard."

Children hold hands around a map of the world with picnic food.

Can't Affordiversity

University Challenge

When Democrats Win, Democrats Win

'See, this is proof that your criticism of our educational system is right on!'

'We lost your case, but the PR was a success. Three publishers are bidding on your story, and 30 PTAs are petitioning to have the book banned.'

"We're students and we don't like this sculpture. Have it removed by tomorrow."

"I hope that this is just a riot of passage."

Taking out the garbage can, cleaning up my room... Why doesn't someone start a civil war to free us kids?!

Voting on their Seats

"Five kids have signed my petition. We'd like to have vegetarian options on the cafeteria menu. To help, I've put together a few recipes of my own."

We have too many students! I know. Send them home!

Pre-graduate and post-graduate student.

"I'm afraid we don't offer student loans to elementary school pupils."

'I'm guessing it'll have to be by text.'

Banned Books

Class of 2015

"I'm not going into college today, I don't feel enough sense of outrage."

Three juniors want to join our eco club. Good recruiting! No way I'm letting them in! What?! Be we need new members! Not necessarily! Gore lies. Global warming is hot air! I (heart) fur.

'May I be excused? The pressure is getting to me.'

'Were the lemons grown locally?'

Courting The Youth Vote