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Ancient Egyptian treasures 3000-900 BC Medieval paintings and sculpture 950-1500 New-in-box Star Wars action figures 1977-1985

'I can't believe everybody isn't camping out to get in first.'

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

"You commissioned it. Just tell me when to stop."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

Over-reaction Man.

Pre-Bay

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

'According to his stats, this right-fielder hit .317 and is 50 in stocks, 30 in bonds and 20 in cash.'

Bowel Sweet Bowel.

Swiss Army General.

"Do you have anything new. . ?"

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

'Believe me, nobody ever confuses their wine glass with mine.'

"And that one I tagged with a flamethrower from ten yards."

'I liked being a millionaire before everyone became one.'

The noise you're trying not to hear is always the loudest.

'Alright, gentlemen, let's make a stamp deal.'

Peacock.

"She really could shop."

'I realized there was no store in the neighborhood where you could biy a book and you could also buy a pot.'

'Opps!'

Something for Everyone!

"That one we fished out of the toilet."

"I did what you suggested and replaced my trophy heads with something that might appeal to home buyer who liked pets."

'I know art can be a good investment, but it's important to love what you collect.'

'Don't take the buyout.'

Ed was unlucky enough to find the needle in the haystack.

"I will not buy a fridge magnet. . ."