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Collective Behavior Observer Prints
Decorate their environment with a stunning print that highlights the art and science of observing collective behavior—a thoughtful gift for any social dynamics enthusiast.
#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors
"Welcome aboard. We will endeavor to treat you with dignity and respect. Now get you and your stupid face out of my office."
Dog Park / Cat Park
"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."
Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.
Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'
"What? Don't yuck my yum!"
'It's almost as if they knew!'
The life of penguins.
"Teach me not to care."
"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."
Hyenas as Pets
The revenge of Russell
"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."
FISH ESCAPE.
'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'
A Cat about to smash into a Goldfish Aquarium for a meal.
"Bad dog!"
"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."
The Pope looks through here to check out the crowd before he speaks. Ah --- The papal people peephole!
"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."
"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"
People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten
"Looks like Bob is leading the flock again!"
Victorian Pub Scene
"....one minute I'm there - chewing the cud - the next, I get this urge to lead!"
Teacher to king and queen: "He keeps invading other children's space."
Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.
"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."
"What's another word for evolution?"
"I'm starting to miss the summer people. It's been weeks since I glowered."
"I think she's really into you."
House cats touring the African safari.
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Collective Behavior Observer Prints Collection
Collective Behavior Observer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate keen observers of group behavior—perfect for morning coffee or tea breaks.
Collective Behavior Observer Pillows
Find pillows that honor the delightful complexity of social interactions—comfort and humor combined.
Collective Behavior Observer T-Shirts
Discover our t-shirts designed for those fascinated by collective behavior—wear your interest with pride and wit.