Collective Bargaining Pillows

Your dad is a union man, isn't he?

"As a show of our commitment to your right to work, we're happy to offer you a contract that meets all your demands."

Broom Operators Deserve Better

'We're Baaack!!'

'Where are you guys going?' - 'We are going on strike.'

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

"I'm married to my job - I just wish she was UNION!"

"Wild Cat Strike"

"It looks like the custodians union is playing hardball."

No Baseball

"How soon will this be a remnant

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

"Dad, if you give me a fiver, I'll explain the Lisbon Treaty to you."

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

Church restrooms

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

House sale.

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

Member of two trade unions

"But it will never get better if you picket"

"My little brother's almost all better. Can I get half-off?"

"You sure know how to talk to sales clerks!"

The Verdict Is Union Yes!

"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."

"How much if I pedal?"

'He absolutely demanded a deal. But I was able to satisfy him by doubling the price and then cutting it in half.'

'Dammit, I said 25 Billion Dollars-and not a penny less!'

"Hey, listen! Next time you break down on a week-end, okay? I get twice the money plus weekend plus weekend surcharge and we divide fifty-fifty, deal?"

Vicar overcharged at butchers, but too embarrassed to complain

'It's like working a non-union job. You run around in circles and never get anywhere.'

Equity Table Dance Club

"Well, I would consider offering you more for it if it were right, say, three times a day."

"We raised the price but lowered the down payment.. so it kind of evens out."

"You'll never believe what kind of bumper-to-bumper warranty this baby has."