Collective Bargaining Mugs

Your dad is a union man, isn't he?

"As a show of our commitment to your right to work, we're happy to offer you a contract that meets all your demands."

Broom Operators Deserve Better

UAW in Strike!

Greedy Union Leeches

'We're Baaack!!'

'Where are you guys going?' - 'We are going on strike.'

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

"I'm married to my job - I just wish she was UNION!"

"Wild Cat Strike"

"It looks like the custodians union is playing hardball."

No Baseball

"How soon will this be a remnant

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

The Hockey World

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

"Dad, if you give me a fiver, I'll explain the Lisbon Treaty to you."

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

Church restrooms

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

House sale.

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

Member of two trade unions

"You sure know how to talk to sales clerks!"

"My little brother's almost all better. Can I get half-off?"

The Verdict Is Union Yes!

"But it will never get better if you picket"

"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."

"How much if I pedal?"

'He absolutely demanded a deal. But I was able to satisfy him by doubling the price and then cutting it in half.'

'Dammit, I said 25 Billion Dollars-and not a penny less!'

"Hey, listen! Next time you break down on a week-end, okay? I get twice the money plus weekend plus weekend surcharge and we divide fifty-fifty, deal?"

'It's like working a non-union job. You run around in circles and never get anywhere.'

I've formed a union and I demand fair pay. You hear that, people? This guy wants to destroy the country. He's using a union to demand wage hikes and benefits while the rest of us toil and suffer. If I give him a raise, all of our pastry prices will rise. What do you say to that? Boo. Hiss. Send him back to Russia, in 1960. You should go, they're going to pelt me with food. Thank you. You'll never know what this means to me.

Vicar overcharged at butchers, but too embarrassed to complain