Collective Bargaining Commentator Prints

The Hockey World

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

No Baseball

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

How's my sermon. . .

'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.'

'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

"Your transfer comes with a bonus - 40 acres and a mule."

Your dad is a union man, isn't he?

Member of two trade unions

"My little brother's almost all better. Can I get half-off?"

I dread to think what he would have got had they made a profit.

The Verdict Is Union Yes!

"But it will never get better if you picket"

"As a show of our commitment to your right to work, we're happy to offer you a contract that meets all your demands."

'Of course being on short term contract, I don't enjoy the same benefits as the rest of you.'

'Dammit, I said 25 Billion Dollars-and not a penny less!'

I've formed a union and I demand fair pay. You hear that, people? This guy wants to destroy the country. He's using a union to demand wage hikes and benefits while the rest of us toil and suffer. If I give him a raise, all of our pastry prices will rise. What do you say to that? Boo. Hiss. Send him back to Russia, in 1960. You should go, they're going to pelt me with food. Thank you. You'll never know what this means to me.

Equity Table Dance Club

"Damn shareholders are objecting to 'grotesquely inflated' executive pay... They want us to settle for 'outrageously inflated'!"

"I'm married to my job - I just wish she was UNION!"

Broom Operators Deserve Better

"After you left, Fred,we organized a union. Now we have that healthcare plan you always wanted."

"No so fast buddy....!"

Union protects workers

Together we have a voice. . . join your union today.

"Where would you be without the union? Unemployed!"

'Wait, am I allowed to hit him? He's union.'

Some Tough Free-Agent Contract Negotiations Currently Under Way

"I've been talking to my friend Billy, and he reckons you've been under paying me in pocket money for years!"

See how silly it was to worry about a computer replacing me? My job was outsourced overseas.

'The side effect is, you don't care what it costs.'

'Where are you guys going?' - 'We are going on strike.'