Collective Bargaining Commentator Pillows

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

No Baseball

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

How's my sermon. . .

'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.'

'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

"Your transfer comes with a bonus - 40 acres and a mule."

Your dad is a union man, isn't he?

The Verdict Is Union Yes!

"My little brother's almost all better. Can I get half-off?"

I dread to think what he would have got had they made a profit.

Member of two trade unions

"But it will never get better if you picket"

"As a show of our commitment to your right to work, we're happy to offer you a contract that meets all your demands."

'Of course being on short term contract, I don't enjoy the same benefits as the rest of you.'

'Dammit, I said 25 Billion Dollars-and not a penny less!'

Equity Table Dance Club

"I'm married to my job - I just wish she was UNION!"

"Damn shareholders are objecting to 'grotesquely inflated' executive pay... They want us to settle for 'outrageously inflated'!"

Broom Operators Deserve Better

"After you left, Fred,we organized a union. Now we have that healthcare plan you always wanted."

Union protects workers

Some Tough Free-Agent Contract Negotiations Currently Under Way

'Wait, am I allowed to hit him? He's union.'

"Where would you be without the union? Unemployed!"

Together we have a voice. . . join your union today.

"No so fast buddy....!"

"I've been talking to my friend Billy, and he reckons you've been under paying me in pocket money for years!"

"It looks like the custodians union is playing hardball."

'Where are you guys going?' - 'We are going on strike.'

See how silly it was to worry about a computer replacing me? My job was outsourced overseas.

'The side effect is, you don't care what it costs.'