Collecting Vintages Gifts

"Look, honey! They do wine in pill form."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

'A cheeky red?'

Diner.

Wine Lady

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Cats on Board.

Rocking Horse

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

The original paperless office

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Early Colour TV

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

'Man...You age great!'

Old hippie gives peace sign.

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till