Collecting Vintages Gifts

"Look, honey! They do wine in pill form."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Diner.

'A cheeky red?'

Wine Lady

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Cats on Board.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

The original paperless office

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Rocking Horse

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'

Early Colour TV

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

That's supposed to say garage sale!

'Man...You age great!'

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

Old hippie gives peace sign.

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till