Collecting Village People Memorabilia T-Shirts

Fat Kid 7- Joins the Village People (colour)

Diner.

Billy. The Kid.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Cats on Board.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Rocking Horse

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

'Man...You age great!'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"Downton Abbey Road"

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Sister Cities

Roasted

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"No Hand Sanitiser"

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

Little Tiny Push-Carts

'Sure, I remember using carbon paper. Does that carbon date me?'

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

"So much for that vintage!"

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

The Fab Four