Collecting Village People Memorabilia T-Shirts

Fat Kid 7- Joins the Village People (colour)

Billy. The Kid.

Diner.

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Cats on Board.

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Rocking Horse

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"Downton Abbey Road"

'Man...You age great!'

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Sister Cities

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Roasted

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

"No Hand Sanitiser"

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

Little Tiny Push-Carts

'Sure, I remember using carbon paper. Does that carbon date me?'

"So much for that vintage!"

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"