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Cemetery: One Way.

Cariactures

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

Cat statues on entrance gate

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

Barristers

Framed Lady

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

"Great photo."

Elizabeth II

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

"Lady Liberty, I choose you...ooo...ooo...oooh!"

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

Robert Charles Durman Mitchum caricature

Just your average family holiday portrait.

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

Mr Punch's Design for A Statue to Miss Nightingale

"I’ll give you my answer in ... just ... one ... minute."

'A pint of beer and a mop please, barman !'

The Everest Experience: Cafe and Gift Shop

'When the time comes, Goopta, I'd like to be bronzed.'

'You're messing with my head.'

"Look at me then... What the hell happened?"

'Don't give me any wrinkles.'

'Our family is so ugly, we keep the negatives instead of the pictures in the photo album!'

RIP Salvador Dali 1904-1989

Dog statue being unveiled at a fire hydrant company opening

I had better days. R.I.P.

'I'm beginning to think the definition of 'hero' isn't what it used to be.'

Epitaph - 'I'm With Stupid'

Lady Liberty is begging for money

"That's my ex-boyfriend!"

'It's the wife!.... I hung it there to keep the kids away from the fire!'

'Someday your prints will come.'

Statue of Liberty's Child