Collecting Teddy Bears Mugs

"You hugging me? Are you hugging me? I don't see anyone else here... YOU HUGGING ME??"

"You're fine, but your teddy bear can't come in until he's properly vetted."

"Teddy wouldn't like to be left behind, would he?"

'My last relationship was too complicated.'

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

"My teddy bear performed our wedding ceremony an hour ago, Mommy...so who do Joey and I see to get a divorce?"

"Hello, ambulence service, please."

'Listen to this Ted. It says here that one of the first signs of insanity is talking to inanimate objects.'

Hugs - 3 for 50p

'You've cured me, Doc!'

Teddy Bears' Dinner Party

'So, tell me about your childhood...'

'Your 'power nap' is somewhat undermined by Mr Cuddles.'

'I'm sorry, Maam, but medical science still has a lot to learn about missing arms.'

In case of bear market

Boy and Bear and Monster

'This is my trouble and Steiff.'

'Spring must be coming, Ben's getting a little strange with his teddy bear.'

"Soldier, you're out of uniform ..."

Bear Fruit

Teddy Bears

"Say AAAH!"

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

"I think we can put this one down to self defence."

The Great Teddy Bear

In case of anxiety break glass

That's the last time I'll organise a picnic for that bunch of tossers.

"I've changed my mind. You can bring your teddy bear to our next session."

'The teddy bear and blankie are the only sleep aids the doctor had that aren't addictive.'

'Don't worry he doesn't want any. he's allergic to everything except straw stuffing.'

'I think Mr. Teddy's getting too dependent on me.'

'No, Keith. It isn't just the same as me bringing Teddy to bed!'

Ransom note - Send 50p or your teddy loses his ears

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