Teddy Bear Lovers Mugs

I'm tired of being an alt-right internet superstar. It's way too much work now that I've got 48,000 subscribers to my Youtube channel. Since when do you have 48,000 subscribers? Since my debut video detailed how indigenous people from Foreignvania faked the moon landing by using teddy bears and special effects. I developed a unique following that's part racist, part conspiracy-enthusiast, part Photoshop user, and part Care Bear fanatic. Yeah ... I'm tired just listening to that. It's getting tou

Bear painting himself as a teddy bear.

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

Teddy organ grinder

"Just to be safe."

"Boss, a copyright lawyer would like to talk to you..."

Late night teddy reading

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"You left this on our ship."

Bear Costume

Boy and Bear and Monster

Resourceful toddler

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'At lone at last.'

Bear Hugging Season Open

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

A baby playing on a grand piano

"It's his emotional support animal."

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

Childlike love

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Busy day

Teddy Time Bears

'Oh don't mind him - he's just a great big teddy bear.'

Teddy and friends.

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

Child in a bear suit.

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Teddy Bear

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom