Collecting Superheroes Memorabilia T-Shirts

'Okay, one time, but just remember who the evil twin in this family really is.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

International Women's Day

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Billy. The Kid.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

The Fourth Little Pig

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

The Amazing Man-Spider

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Middle-Age Superheroes

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

"You've changed."

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Pete Sampras

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

'It's our own consumer confidence test. Throw some nickels out and if they're picked up in 5 minutes confidence is really low!'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21