Collecting Speeding Tickets Prints

'Don't tell me you weren't speeding back there. When you drove by me, all I could see was a blur.'

'Where is my regular man?'

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

"So why do you think it's so hard to let others in?"

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

If traffic signs were used in everyday life...

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

'Oh no a speed camera.'

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

"Shoulder work ahead"

Baby in Trunk.

Need tickets.

The whole world goes green. Resulting in thousands and thousands of traffic accidents at intersections everywhere.

'A fine? It's not as though I ran over more than one building inspector.'

"There are 45,000 people at the stadium but only 500 of them bought tickets...the other ones are security guards for our 250 million euro player!"

'Hold on to this ticket. Immediately after armageddon, there'll be a drawing for door prizes!'

"Yeah, I know why you pulled me over. But, c'mon. I'm down to half a pack a day and I'm tryin' to quit."

The first recorded case of overbooking: Noah having to leave the Unicorns behind.

Traffic Sign

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

"Fifty yard line! I bet you thought it was a silly necklace..."

Speed laws occasionally enforced.

Car parked illegally has 'divorce attorney on call' sign in window.

I've stopped you so often I've decided to give you a season ticket!

Climb to Safety in Case of Alien Invasion

"So tell me what's your sign?"

Slow, merge left, resume speed, stop, stay, sit, roll over, good boy!

'Oh my God, they took my World Cup tickets!!!'

"I've got a couple of tickets for Wild Bill's 'Wild West Show'.. only $800 each!"