Collecting Space Memorabilia T-Shirts

I hear he's a very sentimental planet. Yeah, it's a schmaltz world after all.

Eviction Notice for Earth...

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Billy. The Kid.

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Take me to your Larder!"

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

"Downton Abbey Road"

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

Fossil bands

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

French Army knife

Oooops!

The Fab Four

Lennon-McCartney-Lennon.

Lionel Messi

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

"Thank you earthlings, without your space junk we would be nothing."

Ex-soldier carrying a tank home.

"Looks like there was a mix-up. Apparently the tank we ordered went to Vinny's Joke Shop in Hoboken, New Jersey."

Captain Pointy No.12 - Dangerous pilot