Collecting School Memorabilia Pillows

'Ramona! You haven't changed a bit!'

The Old School Tie.

Billy. The Kid.

"Downton Abbey Road"

Sister Cities

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"No Hand Sanitiser"

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

"Travellin' through?"

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

Replica Football Merchandise

Captain Pointy No.12 - Dangerous pilot

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"

Baseball Cheating

"Do you know if they comply with airline baggage regulations?"

'My friend went to Roswell and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

Ex-soldier carrying a tank home.