Collecting Samples Pillows

"Give me a large cone with a sample of everything on it."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Large print rock'n'roll section

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

"You know you're getting old when..."

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

Somewhere in France

Groovy Baby

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Robert Drake

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'

Music Freak.

The Music Lover.

Even cowgirls get the blues. 'Well, howdy! I've been lookin' for this here B.B. King album forever!'

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

NEW FALL LINEUP

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

If we reproduce fast enough, we'll outnumber everybody and take over the petri dish! Divide and conquer, eh?

"You know how I feel about sampling!"

'To you it may contain 'a surfeit of soluble, optically active carbohydrates derives from higher alcohols'. To me, it's sweet.'

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

Music Collector.

'Sorry, we don't stock Sheryl Crow.'

Gramophone Headphone

A girl with a trolley full of antiques.

'This is a pick 'n' mix ward - you choose your own medicine.'

Online articles are fine, but I miss being annoyed by the fragrance sample cards in print magazines.

'Wow, I hate to be disturbed when I'm enjoying a good brew, too.'

Welcome Back.

'I wish you'd stop looking for specimens just once Arnold and admire the view!'