Collecting Royal Memorabilia Gifts

'When others are around, I'm Henry V ... not Hank.'

'Camilla, I don't mind you writing your own vows but you can't start 'Now Diana is dead...''

'I still think you're lucky -- sitting in the corner isn't much of a punishment for TREASON.'

"That is your will, Your Highness, and this is the will of the people."

"It's from Attila the Hun - It says, 'this is your last notice...'"

"It's okay, dear - I'm fighting for PEACE!"

'That's not what 'soak the rich' means.'

'Oh, I almost forgot -- commandeer some bread and milk on your way home.'

'Princess Cinderella, the servants want you to stop constantly criticising their cleaning standards...'

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

"I don't have all the answers but I do have all the money."

'Okay, you were right -- beanbag thrones are a dumb idea.'

"Thanks for the offer, but I don't think monarchs need retirement funds."

'I've been invited to a reunion at the frog pond- should I wear my crown?'

King Henry VII

King George III

'If you want something done right, son, you have to threaten to cut everybody's head off.'

Coronation of King Charles III

Billy. The Kid.

"Downton Abbey Road"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"No Hand Sanitiser"

"But I use all of them!"

Fossil bands

The Fab Four

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."

Lionel Messi

Purple Fairy

Lennon-McCartney-Lennon.

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."