Collecting Patterns Gifts

You really need to relax, Ralph.

Valentine's day striped card from a husband who knows his wife is obsessed with stripes.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

The Art Student.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Larry's used art

Skipping Horse

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Grace For Flies

Director/Action Man toy.

International Women's Day

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Packaging Russian Dolls

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Seagiraffes

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Robert Fripp

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Faster, Georges, faster!