Collecting Mice Figurines Pillows

Wine and chees tasting

The Runaway Horse

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

Early Piety

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

Sock Puppet in Literature

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

Dollphins

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

"That's enough small talk."

"Let's take off all their personal protective equipment."

A small man under a giant microscope.

"Congratulations, you're expecting triplets."

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

"Yeh, yeh, we're all emperors around here bud."

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

'It's worse than we thought... You've got termites.'

"This has been an amazing journey but I just decided that I'm a teensy bit more in love with the other girl, so I'm gonna stuff you into the Kleenex box now."

"You order the microbrew?"

Walsh Miniatures

Mouse shopping after hours

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

'A room with double beds, please.'

Table Tennis ball-boys

"Perhaps the doll substitution therapy wasn't the best choice!"