Collecting Mascots Mugs

'Looks like a little lucky mascot.'

Teamless Mascot.

'Where in the rules does it say I can't keep a mascot in the goals?'

'Hi! I'm Nukee, the nuclear power mascot! You'll be seeing lots of me & I'll be seeing lots of you!

"It gets to the point where fans don't respond the way they used to. You need an edge, something more..." Cougar Charlie goes public about his long-standing battle with drugs.

World Cup Mascots.

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"Call me?"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

Pigeon Little

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

A man washing a mascot costume

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Peach flirting with a banana.

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

Car joust.

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

"Your taxes,pension and health deductions have exceeded your wages - here's your bill."

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

"That's our new church mascot."

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

Shell Fire