Collecting Mascots Mugs

'Looks like a little lucky mascot.'

Teamless Mascot.

'Where in the rules does it say I can't keep a mascot in the goals?'

'Hi! I'm Nukee, the nuclear power mascot! You'll be seeing lots of me & I'll be seeing lots of you!

"It gets to the point where fans don't respond the way they used to. You need an edge, something more..." Cougar Charlie goes public about his long-standing battle with drugs.

World Cup Mascots.

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Call me?"

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

Pigeon Little

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

A man washing a mascot costume

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'The 'Leviathan Bat,' or many centuried marvel of the modern (cricket) world. (Dr. William Gilbert Grace.)'

Peach flirting with a banana.

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

Car joust.

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

"Your taxes,pension and health deductions have exceeded your wages - here's your bill."

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

Shell Fire

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!