Collecting Lego Gifts

"I appreciate your help, but our emergency kit probably doesn't need enough LEGO to rebuild the entire house."

"Star Wars. . . Batman. . . Pirates. . . What we should be building is affordable housing."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

The Hobby Store

Rocking horse

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Surf Casting

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Lego Haircut

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"It's his emotional support animal."

Slinky Cow World

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

ZOO

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Acme Toys Ltd

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Imagination

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"