Collecting Lab Equipment Prints

"These are cleverer than smart phones. They're graduated cylinders."

"I'm just a mouse, standing in front of a scientist, asking her for cheese."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"He loves his leaf blower."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

'ADN'

"Here comes the super-visor."

'You've made a breakthrough in FINANCIAL research?', 'Yep! - I split the ATM!'

'Don't you hate it when they look BACK at you?'

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

'All right! Who's got my bloody stress ball?'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

"I feel so seen right now."