"I'm selling foot deodorant."
Collecting Humor Pieces Mugs
Start their collection with a touch of humor! Our mugs for collecting enthusiasts feature witty designs that bring a smile every morning, pairing perfectly with their favorite collectibles.
Hollywood Sign Developers
Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.
"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."
'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'
To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)
'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'
'Bert's dog training.'
'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'
Skeleton playing fetch.
'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!
Vegetarian Birds
Cake Free Zone
',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'
"Eat me"
"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."
"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."
'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'
A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.
A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop
Mulching Vacuum Cleaner
'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'
'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'
'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'
Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'
Easter Island Shades...
"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"
A watch face with Stonehenge
The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.
"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"
Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?
"Guide to physical comedy fish"
Bathroom Fairy
Vanna White: The Later Years.
'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'
Collecting Humor Pieces Mugs Collection
Collecting Humor Pieces Pillows
Check out our collection of pillows with humorous designs for collectors. Add personality and comfort to their space.
Collecting Humor Pieces Prints
Browse our witty prints perfect for decorating a collector's room. Celebrate their passion with humor and style.
Collecting Humor Pieces T-Shirts
Explore our humorous t-shirts that celebrate collecting. Fun, witty, and comfortable – ideal for collectors with a sense of humor.