Collecting Horseshoes T-Shirts

Good Luck

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

A women in a shoeshop.

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

Comb Sweet Comb

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

"Good heavens, Caruthers. It's the wife!"

"Would you like to try them out?"

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'She's on the trail of a pair of Jimmy Choo's.'

A Rifle Competition in the North

'Best to keep downwind.'

'I'll take ten, please.'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'We live in a designer trainer.'

"Hon, where's the butter?"

"Doctor Scholl and Mr. Hyde."

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

Haunted museum

'Yes, I'm proud to say all my kids went into boot camp as soon as they left home.'

Beekeeping 101

"One day son, all this will be going with me."

The best racehorses have the best trainers

"She's smart, she's funny, she's beautiful—But she leaves her shoes all over the place."