Collecting Globes Pillows

'You're obsessing again.'

Bat Globe.

World traveler ants.

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Just the one...

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

'Let it go, Amy.'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Angel playing music

Snow globe

"Can I call you back, right now I'm snowed under with paperwork?"

"All that praying for snow finally paid off."

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

Snow globe vaccine

Snow Plow in a Snowglobe

'I think that's always how it's been!'

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

Bankers Christmas Bonus Dome.

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

Snow cones being sold in a snow globe.

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

Another Truism Bites the Dust.

"Maybe the universe is like one of those snow globes the God shakes every once in awhile just to amuse himself."

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

'Well you're an eye doctor aren't you'