Snow Globe Collectors Pillows

Father Christmas Snow Globe.

snowman tired of being in a snowglobe

"You will visit New York City, and it will be snowing, and all of the important landmarks will be way to close to one another."

"Man, you really ARE lost!"

"Hey - this isn't snow, it's little piece of shiny plastic!"

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

'Let it go, Amy.'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Socially distanced sledding

"This little snow globe isn't just a paperweight...it was the original business model!"

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

Snow globe

"Why would I need sunscreen? I never burn."

"Let's not get too hot for each other. I want us to last."

"Can I call you back, right now I'm snowed under with paperwork?"

Snow globe vaccine

"All that praying for snow finally paid off."

'Don't drop that snow globe, they'll close the airport.'

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Snow Plow in a Snowglobe

'I think that's always how it's been!'

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

A man works in a snow globe.

Bankers Christmas Bonus Dome.

Snow cones being sold in a snow globe.

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

Another Truism Bites the Dust.

"If everyone is telling my I'm a collectible, why do I see myself as junk?"

"It's going to snow! Is that it?"

"Maybe the universe is like one of those snow globes the God shakes every once in awhile just to amuse himself."