Collecting Frog Items Pillows

'I'd rather remain a frog thanks.'

insecure frog

'Next!'

'I'm Frog, formerly known as Prince.'

'I admire your floatibility.'

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Frog flirting.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Beware of the frog"

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"And would you like flies with that?"

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

The Frog Prince

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"I'm fascinated by body language."

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

"Way too much tongue!"

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'Quit clowning about, Fred.'

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

Frog Baby Names

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

Leap Frog

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'