Collecting Eccentric Art Gifts

The Hand Puppet's Dinner

Romantic Giraffes

(Camel paintings)

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Generic Store: Sign in Window

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

A Tumble Cow

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

'I think we should cut back on the tranquilizers.'

Veloci-Rapper

'Kong, loved your resume but I have to ask for a drug test.'

Elton John

Mouse returns home from work.

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

Clone Factory

Alabama Traffic Jam

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

Catman

"My method of painting is pointillism."

'I had a cough at the time!'

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

Casting in the swamp.

Hammer and Anvil.

Split the last one?

"I'm a stable genius!"

Decaying corpse

For $10 I'll show you how you're ugly.