Collecting Dioramas Mugs

The gift of a family Christmas

Billy. The Kid.

Herman Mankiewicz

Early Piety

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"Downton Abbey Road"

Alice in Wonderland-Hare and Hatter putting Dormouse in Teapot

Mohamed Salah

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

John F. Kennedy

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

Dollphins

"Actually, you do have a racist bone in your body."

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

Fossil bands

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."

The Fab Four

"Let's take off all their personal protective equipment."

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

'Lost Diary'

The Best Laid Plans

Lionel Messi

Lennon-McCartney-Lennon.

Gladstone Steps Down as Liberal Leader

Footballers - Henrik Larrson

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

"Congratulations, you're expecting triplets."

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain