Collecting Dinosaur Figurines Pillows

'I wish I was your height. My mom keeps the cookies on the top shelf where I can't reach them.'

The Runaway Horse

'Do you want to tell them their department is being downsized again, or should I?'

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

"That's enough small talk."

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

A small man under a giant microscope.

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

"Yeh, yeh, we're all emperors around here bud."

Just get her home before she evolves.

"Well, really Gerald - you could at least look civilised. . !"

Incredible Hulk's Urine Sample.

'You gonna sign for this, kid?'

Walsh Miniatures

"Aaaaa....Chooo!"

"You order the microbrew?"

The elephant in the room.

"Got anything smaller?" (clown talking to a used car salesman looking at a tiny clown car)

A computer mouse's offspring.

"You rang?"

Children.

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

Athena

Wine and chees tasting

Lukewarm, lukecool and lukeHOT.

Repossessed Properties.

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island

They're class action figures.

'We find this miniature rock band helps the illusion of a live band experience.'